from the web...this is so hilarious.
A Woman's Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend
A MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The End.
(let me save you the trouble - a 'nymphomaniac' = a woman with abnormal sexual desires
now go ...'ohhhhhhh')
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