"House of Buffet" more like "House of Baloney" (HOB)

It all started with an email about this particular promo….Japanese buffet at only RM 29.90++ ??!!



Boy oh boy!!



What's the catch ....?



Snag as much food as you can stuff yourself with in ONE hour!



For somewhat 'slower' eaters (like Ms 'Owner-of-this-Blog'), pay RM 39.90++ and you get 2 hours!



The place is called 'House of Buffet' - not sure why it's called that since it's mainly only Jap food they serve. Located at the side of Federal Hotel (Side facing Lowyat Plaza).

Took the opportunity to try out this place, in conjunction with Felicia's last day of work.


Let’s see how our little eating rendezvous unfolds.

I must say, we got a pleasant greeting by the cook himself. Check out this dude..LOL



Ariving at 7.35pm, you'd expect diners swarming the place and making a beeline to the food area. To our suprise, ours was gonna be the only occupied table. Felicia was grinning from ear to ear when we told her we had booked the entire place just for her.


The ambience was quite nice to say the least. But the place was quite stuffy...Ventilation issues, I guess.


Did I mentioned we took the 1-hour package? Guess it was a matter of 'challenging' ourselves in a kiam-siap kind of way...

(For me, it was an additional challenge of having to eat (as much as I can!) AND take photos in 1 hour - I didn't even had time to name those dishes I had!)


Now, on to the food ....


The spread was not up to par I must say. If you look at a typical Jap buffet spread, there's the usual salmon sashimi, prawn tempura, unagi, fresh young coconut and not to mention, in HOB's case, their main attraction was supposedly unlimited Baskin Robbins ice cream.


Sadly, those weren’t served!!!


GrrRR..not even proper wasabi!

(Well, to be fair, they did have something like Wasabi with mashed-up ginger pieces which tasted awful!...No kick at all)


Aaa..a..And..and....no freakin’chopsticks!!! apalah.....


Poor me really missed my beloved salmon sashimi. Seriously, what is Jap without those fleshy pink, succulent pieces...Really disappointing.

What’s more, having to down whatever sushi's served with some weird distasteful 'ginger' wasabi.

Luckily it's not all bashing...they DID have some food worth mentioning like the fried chicken and the cooked codfish. A bit on the salty side though. The oysters (must eat with Tabasco sauce) & prawns are worth a mention as they were indeed fresh.


The ice cream provided was New Zealand Natural. The taste ok la.. But I do believe Baskin Robbins should be way better.

I would say the main highlight of the buffet was the mochi. It was pleasantly chewy in texture, not at all rubbery and it doesn’t get stuck in between your teeth like most do. The red bean and chocolate-filled ones were absolutely yummy...!
The salad bar’s interestingly lit but really 'vacant', leaving someone like me who's not much of a vege-enthusiast, with nothing to eat 'cept for a few sad-looking lettuce leaves.
The bunch of us actually strategized an approach to down as much food as we could in an hour. It was simple really...
1. Each of us was to go to different food sections and do our thing. Here was what we accomplished in a matter of just a few minutes...
2. No talking, singing, laughing or doing anything other than chewing and swallowing. Basically, our objective was to..."Just Eat It" (as a matter of fact, this is a great theme for any buffet)
What happened in the end? Of cos impossible la....!
Short to say, the whole experience left us feeling slightly cheated especially on the ice cream part...Thank God for the great company of friends that night!
(Note : Found out this promo actually ends 30th April...Kinda last minute?
Who cares, you were gonna give this a miss anyway, right?
Luckily I did not join dear for the buffet that night.....Guess who's the smarter one eh? heee...)
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breasts...

A friend emailed me this today...



How can I increase my Breast size?

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.


Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: 'If you want your Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day'


Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.



'How long will this take?' I asked.


'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.


I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he said 'Worked for your bum, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man!!!



Outstanding.

"KiCk-aSS" kicks ass!!

I slipped and fell in my own bathroom the other day.
Rather than falling on my bum, dunno how I automatically did a one-knee kneel and ended up with a badly bruised knee.
I actually find it funny.
Not the fact that I now have broken capillaries to deal with, but the awkward position I chose to break my fall was some helluva super fast-thinking moment (to be proud of).

Here's another example of laughing at the face of brutal violence.

I just watched this newly-released movie, "Kick-Ass" on Friday.

It's about ordinary people trying to become real-life superheroes, but end up with more than they can have on their plate.

Not your regular "Spiderman" or "Batman" kinda cheesy-flick, but I assure you it's one storyline you've never seen before.

It's action, horror and comedy all rolled into one awesome 'not-for-kiddos' 2-hour movie.
Here's what to expect throughout the movie.... a big dosage of BRUTAL violence, a few dollops of sexual content, nudity (?!) , sugar-coated with lots of pervasive language...
(I wonder if the local cinemas were more 'lenient' with the 'F' words on the opening day of this movie.....there were easily 50 times this word was repeated)

I love "Hit-Girl" played by 12-yr old cutie hottie Chloe Moretz

This movie was so full of killing and blood spewing all over, instead of being horrified at it all, I actually found it funny!

Not that I'm a zombie, but it was because of those hilarious superhero costumes, "Green Condom"...?..."wetsuit Crusader"...?

Finally, my 2 fave lines from the movie...

"I can't read your mind. But I can kick your ass".

"With no great powers, comes no responsibilities.."

Highly recommended. Nuff said.

my great P.M.S.

I had one HECK of a P.M.S yesterday.

P for Pearls
...
not this kind,

but THIS kind.
In my opinion, the BEST tasting pearls ever.
M for Memorium
which I AM shy to admit, it was my first time looking at our Tugu Negara (National Monument for our fallen heros during WWI and II) other than in my Sejarah text book.
and seeing this magnified version of the Lambang Negara greatly reminds me of the back cover of the buku latihan during school days.
and finally S is for wonderful world of Salmon!!!

where nothing could be more perfect to end my day with this "to-die-for" bowl of hot steaming Salmon Belly Miso Soup from Sushi Tei.
Only RM 9.80 for this bowl of luscious jelly-like salmon belly in a flavoursome miso broth full of bit of toufoo bits, cabbage, straw mushroom and glass noodle.
I was taking ages sipping my soup and nibbling at the food coz I didn't want it to finish!!

BUT IT DID.
WAAAAAHH...now it's all gone (with just the shiso leaf left), can someone give me the recipe................
pleaaaaseeeeee....... @_@

at millie's new house

Sis and Jason invited us over for a steamboat cum house warming at their new beautiful home in Gombak. As beautiful as these little things swimming about in this pot of boiling rich chicken stock. Yummmmy...
Looking at this picture reminds me of this popular Cantonese joke that goes like this:-

In this pot of steamboat, Mr Fishball was talking to Ms Sweetcorn but wasn't getting any response from her...
Why is that so?
......
.....
....
..
..because 'hoi dei mei sok' (which in English has 2 meanings - 'they weren't cooked yet'/'they weren't so close as friends yet')

Lame is it? (sorree..)

My cousins (Cathleen, Alicia, Josephine) and Jo's fiance (Ah-Thiam I think) were there too.
I do know Jo is becoming Mrs YAP very very soon... Welcome to the YAP clan, girl!
Did I miss the memo that says this was to be a black-themed party?

My sister made these delicious baked chicky wings as appetizers. They're black due to the honey coated wings. I hope she'd figured out how come there was so much excess water at the bottom of the tray after baking. Lesson to learn - never attempt to bake too many wings in one tray?...guess those chicks need room to breathe.
And everyone gets winged!
This is me, Annie and dad as the only ones paying attention to the camcam.
aiya, auntie looking all over the place coz too many cameras!

Dad's real proud of his drink corner - serving d best cincao drink in the world!
I've learnt the secret is good top-notch quality cincao (means those sold in blocks at the wet market, NOT in tubes from the supermarket) + thick sugar water boiled with as many freshly plucked pandan leaves as you can find! sweeeeeeeeeeet.
Mum takes a drink of water from the exhaustion of working in a huge huge kitchen. And this is only the dry kitchen part. Wet kitchen's behind those glass doors.
Sis's kitchen is like 6 times my kitchen! While I love the white island right smack in the middle, mum finds it a joy that there are 5 kitchen sinks for her to conveniently use.
I found a hole in their living room wall!
We were trying to look like a poster hanging on the wall!
Nice garden outside with perfect lighting and a Japanese koi pond! Nope, you can't see the pond here - let me take another photo next time when the fishes don't look like the size of an ikan bilis.
This is some really skinny bamboo garden if you ask me.
Best picture of the night!
k, so maybe I did some photo editing.....but it DID made you go 'ewwwwwww', right? ^.^

new jusco in malacca


Call this a piece of modern artwork, but if you remember, it's actually the work of a gas explosion in the new AEON Jusco in Malacca last Dec.
Hence, the opening had to be postponed till early Feb this year. At least they still made it for the next festive season in line.
Ta-daaah...presenting the largest AEON Jusco outlet in Malaysia.
(Notice it's the largest 'AEON' outlet, meaning inclusive of all the boutiques and retail outlets in this building, an not Jusco per se)

Guess what I found inside........
This chicken chop set meal...

sold in this place called 'Egg House' in the food court...
for only RM 5.00!!

Where to finnnddd.....

(trust me, not an April Fool joke)