breasts...

A friend emailed me this today...



How can I increase my Breast size?

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.


Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: 'If you want your Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day'


Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.



'How long will this take?' I asked.


'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.


I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he said 'Worked for your bum, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man!!!



Outstanding.